2 posts tagged Mermaids
Are Mermaids Real?
There are no mermaids: US government
The United States government has assured its citizens that, much like zombies, mermaids probably do not exist, saying in an official post: “No evidence of aquatic humanoids has ever been found.”
“Mermaids — those half-human, half-fish sirens of the sea — are legendary sea creatures,” read the online statement from the National Ocean Service (NOS).
The agency, charged with responding to natural hazards, received letters inquiring about the existence of the sea maidens after the Discovery Channel’s Animal Planet network broadcast “Mermaids: The Body Found” in May.
The show “paints a wildly convincing picture of the existence of mermaids, what they may look like, and why they’ve stayed hidden… until now,” a Discovery Channel press release says.
Conversely, the US government declaration offered no conclusive proof to deny the existence of mermaids.
I feel bad for those people who pay their taxes, all because their money goes to this kind of shitty study.
How can one say that mermaids don’t exist? (Hello, I’m over here!) Because there’s no legit proof? Because they haven’t seen one? If these are the basis, then how can one justify that heaven and hell do exist? It’s not like you’ve been there. How about spirits or ghosts?
I believe they do exist, probably not in this universe.